Unique NPC Witches

Mistress Esmerelda 'Granny' Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax isn't old (because old doesn't happen to witches) but she's definitely well preserved. Too well, in her opinion, as she's arrived at the peak of her career with a rosy complexion and all of her teeth, despite innumerable wart charms and vast quantities of sugar. She is easily identifiead as a witch by the regulation pointy black hat which she has skewered into place with several bat wing hat pins. She look's the sort who'll do what's right with grim determination whether or not anyone likes it.

Located in Bad Ass. Wanders a bit and on occasion fades within her cottage. (0 warts)

Gytha 'Nanny' Ogg

Nanny Ogg is a dumpy and bandy-legged old woman with a face like an apple that's been left to long and an expression of near-terminal good nature. She dresses very like a raven and where a hat should be there is a thatch of white curls so thick it looks like she might be wearing a helmet.

Located in Bad Ass. Is avaiable in Gran's front lawn. (104 warts)

Gennie Applebottom

Gennie Applebottom is just a regular, everyday Ankh-Morporkian, or so she says. She seems to be trying very hard not to appear to be dressed all in black, but she is failing miserably. She looks to be a very helpful sort, so if you tell her what you want, maybe she'll help you out.

Located in Ankh-Morpork. Can be found in the (60 warts)

Khin-bin-lap

One of the former advisors to the Pharaoh, she looks very wise. Her weathered skin and wrinkles indicate many hours in the hot DJelian sun.

Located in the Djelibeybi caravan. (56 warts)

Old Auntie Gertie aka Ogg-San

Old Auntie is a bit of a local Oddity, with her black pointy hat, warts and 3 remaining teeth. She is originally from a long way off, from the mountains far outside The Wall and across the sea. She went out one day (when she was just Young Gertie) to go gather some sticks and just kept on going. Eventually she wound up here, met a young local man, decided she had enough sticks to last her a lifetime, settled down and has, as she puts it 'Gorn Native'. She is unfailingly cheerful, overseeing her huge extended family with a rod of iron and always ready to help out with potions and bits of herb lore she learnt on her travels. There are rumours that she is a witch, but of course Officially, there's no such thing as magic, so she can't be, can she?

Located in the Witches Guild House CWC. (80 warts)

Lib-bibh-khin

A former advisor to the Pharaoh and a younger version of her sister, she has aged well in the climate of Djelibeybi, despite the harshness of the desert. She is tall and somewhat overbearing but in spite of herself, is always nice to others.

Located in the Djelibeybi caravan. (46 warts)

Mad Gammer Nudity

Mad Gammer Nudity is a very old, short, fat lady. Despite her name, she is dressed in layer upon layer of dust black cloth. At 4'7", she can make a small bolt of cheap black wool cover all of her spasm-ridden little body several times over. A crazy red light shines from within her runny eyes and driblets of drivel chase each other merrily from the corners of her mouth.

Located in Razorback amidst the walls of her padded cottage. (42 warts)

Mum Blithesome

Mum Blithesome is a witch. She is a venerable woman who has seen enough of thw world to be quite happy to limit any future experiences to the confines of her cottage. Nowadays she spends most of her time sitting on the front porch in her favourite rocking chair, knitting furiously to get next Hogswatchnight's presents ready in time for her famous (to her at least) grandchildren living in Ankh-Morpork.

Located in Sto Lat. Either knittin' on the porch and working in the kitchen. (35 warts)

Mama Diksha

Not very Auriental in her dress or bearing, Mama Diksha is one of those figures whispered about in hushed tones, and even then, given compliments, on the off chance that she might be listening. She is a massive woman, the unkindest rumour saying that she used to cook for a tsimo stable, but yet she has a knack for slipping unnoticed into the side of peoples' vision. She runs a small shop now, where she sells charms and baubles.

Located in the empty lot off of Ming Lane, CWC. (35 warts)

Mama Rimeth

Menacing and bossy-looking, Mama Rimeth stalks the streets, ready to give any miscreants a thick ear, or possibly a morality lecture.

Can be found around the Ankh-Morpork Co-Op Bank. (33 warts)

Godmother

This fairy godmother isn't quite what you expected. She is tall and forbidding, not in the slightest bit cuddly or smiley. She looks slightly uncomftorable and is currently glaring at her wand, which appears to be malfunctioning. If you cross her, you might find yourself turned into a wombat or worse.

Can be called upon for help. (31 warts)

Gerti Kotzbeck

A petite middle aged woman with red hair, bound to a knot. She has small eye-glasses and is wearing a black dress and a white pinny.

Located in Sto Lat inside of her cake shop. (31 warts)

Agnes Nitt

Agnes Nitt is quite good-looking in an expansive kind of way. She is a fine figure of typical young Lancre womanhood, which means she is approximately two womanhoods from anywhere else. She is also of two minds on most subjects, and may answer to the name Perdita when the situation calls for a more adventurous spirit. Although Agnes appreciates that traditional witches' black is a slimming colour, she feels that the tall, pointy hat business makes her look much like an upsidedown ice cream. (30 warts)

Elmira

This woman wears a perpetually bewildered look upon her face, except when she's cooing over a large, fuzzy, fruitbat. Unfortunately the little blighters don't always return her affection, hence her face and arms have a large number of claw and bite marks. Her short black hair is in eternal disarray, and her pale blue eyes look somewhat unfocused. (30 warts)

Ptricka-ptreat

A wizened old woman, with a crazed look in her eyes and a fondness for saying 'Cooeee!' a lot; it can probably be assumed that she is a witch. Her hair is bright white, and hangs in a straggly fashion about her shoulders.

Located in southern Djelibeybi. (25 warts)

Goody Rardoria

Goody Rardoria came to Ankh-Morpork to find her sister, who left Saddleback years ago, and never returned. Rardoria thought she was bound to end up here, and is determined to find her. Being a witch, she might just succeed...

Located in Ankh-Morpork around Pleaders Road. (21 warts)

Ethel Applebaum

This is an old crone that lives in Scrogden fixing all of the ailments of the villagers.She smiles at you, showing her toothless gums as she sits here as she does every day making cures for anything you name, as she has the best curing results for any witch on the Disc. Her warts seem to have taken control of her nose and chin which move of their own accord.

Located in Scrogden in the southern cottage. (20 warts)

Old Gammer Crowface

Now this old hag is a nasty-looking piece of work and no mistake. Skin like a wild pig's backside, and a collection of warts that would make any self-respecting witch jealous, she leers at the world in general through teeth that are cracked, brown and in fact mostly gone. Her hands are particularly calloused from an obvious lifetime of hard work and sewing dresses.

Located in Blackglass in her shop. (20 warts)

Magrat Garlick

In the realm of Fairy Godmothers, this one must certainly take honours in a Division Yet To Be Announced. Grimly determined to do things properly, Magrat Garlick has woven wild flowers in her windswept, golden locks, powdered her face to a fashionable pallor and has attired herself in numerous fluttering shawls, bangles, and a vivid green gown. The overall effect is that of a maypole with a flower box emptied over its head that happens to jingle like a tinker's wagon with a broken wheel. With one hand she clutches her regulation wand and with the other she dabs at her red and dripping nose with a damp scrap of lace.

Shows up as the occasional Godmother. (20 warts)

Nora Bodgett

This is Nora Bodgett, proprietoress of Lancre's Majjik stall. She is an attractive girl, although since most of her face is covered with white powder and black eyeliner, the impression is more one of looking at a startled racoon than someone pale, interesting and witchy. Nora heard somewhere that witches had to have exotic names, and has thrown herself into creating some. Sadly, with only a medical dictionary to hand, she's not achieving quite the desired effect.

Located somewhere in Lancre Town. (20 warts)

Nadow

Nadow is a large, buxom woman. Something about her suggests she's a magic user. It might be the warts, it might be something in her eyes, or it might be that the last guy to upset her now resides in a pond in his own garden, and says 'Ribbit!", occasionally.

Located somewhere in Ankh-Morpork. (17 warts)

Lucy Tockley

This is Lucy, the only daughter of the Tockleys. She is a very pretty girl with distressingly rosy colouring that she attempts to overcome by vigourous application of potato flour. She favours black clothing and, when she remembers to, cultivates an air of mystery and melancholy. She prefers to be called Diamanda. (16 warts)

Mellie Thistlewhistle

Watery eyes peer at you from under her standard witches hat. She sniffs loudly as her nose starts to drip and grabs one of the millions of damp tissues that seem to be falling out of every sleeve in an attempt to stop it running. She is dressed in everyday witches garb, but seems to have wrapped a blanket around herself in an effort to stave off the flu. Mellie seems to have one heck of a cold, wonder if it's catching...

Located in somewhere Ankh-Morpork. (16 warts)

Hilta Goatfounder

Hilta is a smallish plump woman. She eyes you mysteriously as if reading your mind. You don't doubt that there's some witchery about her.

Located in her stall in the market in Ohulan Cultash. (15 warts)

Sorrell Ainly

Sorrell Ainly is a plump, brown-skinned lady with braids falling over her face and a glint in her eye that's either knowledge or the lights about the room. She bustles about, prodding things in an inquisitive way. She looks like the sort who'd love to sit down and share her wisdom, insight, or secrets of the multiverse.

Located in her shack in Genua. (12 warts)

Millie Hopgood

ou look right into the face of Millie Hopgood, performing witch of Slice. She is a hardworking woman with an air of not being in charge here too long a time. She is slightly cross-eyed, which makes her look as if she is a little distracted by something. On the other hand, maybe she's just practicing her squint. Who knows?

Located in Slice in her cottage and about her garden. (10 warts)

Madam Miliena

Madam Miliena used to run a thriving magical locket shop,now her clothes are old and torn. She is a small bent old lady with grey shoulder length hair and the odd wrinkle.

Located in Sto Lat in her locket shop. (10 warts)

Endaira

On of the most legendary parts of the Disc is the country of XXXX. An island on the furthest edge of the planet, it is full of giant bouncing rats, ducks with fur and barbecues. It's original settlers were all wizards, and their decendants have tried to continue the tradition. Endaira is a failed witch. She really has tried very hard, but as the ninth daughter of a ninth daughter, she is more inclined to cooking and cleaning than magic.

Located wherever she wants to be at in Ankh-Morpork. (9 warts)

Madam Yena

Madam Yena is a strange woman, with jet-black hair and grey skin. She has emerald eyes, and several large warts on her face giving her a look of a traditional fortune teller. She scowls most of the time, only smiling when someone crosses her palm with silver.

Located in Genua in her fortune telling stall. (5 warts)

Poele Ferdefonte

Poele Ferdefonte is a short and grumpy looking woman with iron-grey hair and a face like one of those dogs with a very wrinkly face. For some reason, she seems to feel that sitting in a stall full of iron implements all day long is not only the best possible job in the world, but a great comfort in general. Nevertheless, she also seems somewhat jumpy and paranoid. (2 warts)

Located in Genua in her household items stall. (2 warts)

Luisa

Luisa is a pleasant looking woman in her early thirties with olive skin, hazel eyes and luscious dark tresses that spill like a fountain upon her bronzed shoulders. She hails from the tiny village of 'La Cabra de la Alegria' far up the river Vieux, where beehives nestle amidst the sleepy olive groves and perhaps the most exciting thing ever to happen involved a goat being stuck on a rooftop. There are many in Genua might say she would pass for quite some beauty if only perhaps she didn't carry the unmistakeable and pervasive odour of goat about her person.

Located at El Gato Loco in Genua. (1 wart)

Harmony Stardancer

Harmony Stardancer is a young woman who alternately tries to look helpful and eldritch. Her hair is long and a bit stringy, and her face is overloaded with pale make-up and purple eyeshadow. She clangs rather noisily as she moves.

Located in her occult goods store in Ankh-Morpork. (0 warts)